Because sloth rhymes with rape.

Slots are not perverts, people are. Sloths are naturally slow because of the life they live and people are using them for a trend that doesn't even made sense.

Sloths are adorable, beautiful creatures that portray a vital roll in their environment and I think that you should get to know their creaturnality because I assure you they WILL NOT RAPE YOU!

sloths are very kind (can be dangerous if necessary) creatures. they are not perverted. humans are. they are evil and make no sense whatsoever with these misleading trends and memes.

he wasn't the only one, shiat I'm a great sarcastic

I'm scared