Sounds to me like you're going to need one hell of a chiropractor.

I nevet had this problem before (I live in a city) it got out of hand that the raccoons ate my turtles and bit my dog. I called animal control and they told me I have to catch them and they will pick them up. .I don't want to get near them (since they have rabies of course) what can I do? Will animal wildlife do something if I call them thanks!