Conclusion.... it sounds like a "pale flat yellow bug"
Grasshopper
I was just laying in bed and i saw a bug walking across. I got a good look at it before i killed it but ive never seen anything like it before.
It was pretty small, pale yellow in color. It had more than four legs and kind of hopped a couple times 0.o it also had a tapered body. Its head (im assuming) was the biggest part and it got smaller as it reached the end. It didnt appear to have any antenna. I dont think its a bed bug.
Does anyone know what this is??