> MY PET ROCK IS NOT BREATHING WHAT DO I DO?!?

MY PET ROCK IS NOT BREATHING WHAT DO I DO?!?

Posted at: 2014-11-15 
PLEASSEE HE IS NOT BREATHING HIS I TRIED TO GIVE HIM CPR BUT HE CUT MEEEEE

Stop doing drugs, your pet rock cannot have cut you if he stopped breathing, kids these days :)

You do realize you wasted 5 points right? You can get 3 back by choosing the best answer.

I would suggest giving it a new rock freind

Preform CPR to its butt. ( says sarcastically)

must put it in a salt water aquarium.

Bury it and go find another one.

you need jesus

PLEASSEE HE IS NOT BREATHING HIS I TRIED TO GIVE HIM CPR BUT HE CUT MEEEEE