To compliment L.N.'s response, these are totally harmless house spiders, I keep them around for pets, and have even played with them.
My little gal made a small egg sac just after this photo, she lived under my fuse box:

No but it car hurt.
She's so gorgeous and I couldn't smash her.. so I put her in a jar. I'm gonna be releasing her tomorrow. BUT. Is she dangerous? I live in the capital, in the very center. A widely populated area, I don't want to hurt anyone by releasing her.
And also, do you know what "breed"/"kind" of spider she is? A friend suggested it might be a false widow?