You'll know when you chase cars and crave Gravy Train!
No, being scratched by a dog cannot turn you into a dog. If, however the dog was infected with the lycan virus it may turn you into a human/dog hybrid once a month. Possible outcomes include turning into a full dog or else into a furry, bipedal man-dog during the full moon. My advice is to stock up on flea collars and enjoy being able to lick your own privates.
I know it sounds crazy,but yesterday my dogs nail accidentally went in my mouth and my belly has been itching so am I turning into a dog
