It was a Somerset man, Edgar Goldtop, who in 1587 was watching a baby calf suckle its mother and thought he would give it a try.

It is after him that the original bottles of milk were named.

Also, in about 2871BC, a Roald Wheel was dragging a cart along the ground when he was inspired to manufacture two round pieces of wood, using a Black and Decker power saw, which he affixed to the cart. They are now called after him.

What I really want to know is who was the first person to eat an egg?

That is easy, people saw baby cows drinking milk (you do know that human babies drink their mothers milk?)