I'm not surprised your zoo isn't thriving as you seem clueless. May as well try crossing a swan with a zebra and get a stripped Swan ( Zwan or Sebra) Nope. That won't work either. Maybe you should try passing your gene pool on to some lucky beast. Maybe a fish. You make a Merman.

I work at a zoo that's not doing well. My idea is to get a peacock and a swan to do it so we can show off their baby as the most beautiful bird in all the world. And ho do you make their baby a boy?