I bought an orange from a store the other day and its been trying to kill while sleeping. im scared to eat it because I have a feeling its going to explode inside of me

PLS HALP

Peel it to death or run that dude through the juicer! Bye bye orange! You could hire Bruce Willis to blow it up.

Put it in the microwave, on HIGH for 3 minutes.

Blend it up and flush it away.

kill it with fire, obviously.

I bought an orange from a store the other day and its been trying to kill while sleeping. im scared to eat it because I have a feeling its going to explode inside of me

PLS HALP