> Am I a penguin?

Am I a penguin?

Posted at: 2014-11-15 
Well, penguins can't fly, can you fly? If not I suggest you leave for Antarctica. If you die of hypothermia you're not a penguin... I think it's worth the risk.

No sweetie, you're not a penguin. You just may have a strong love for penguins.

I would keep an open mind about it and not jump to any conclusions

are you fuckedd in the head mate

No.

I know I was born human. But I think I've morphed into a penguin. I've been experiencing many changes in my body, I'm feathery and black and white. I've been having a longing to go to Antarctica and feel really warm all the time. I've also enjoyed penguin themed toys and food (puffy penguin cheese crackers are my fav) Am I a penguin?!?! If I am how do

I survive!!! I don't know what to do! I'm naked and afraid! Thx for your help!